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sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

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kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via stand)

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

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harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

(via h-ortensia)

sup-london:

"remember that time when yo-"

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and then yo-

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(Source: sup-london, via crystallized-teardrops)

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

(via fake-mermaid)

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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