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nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

(via parkingstrange)

goddess-river:

There is no ethical reason for a country to oppose an investigation into war crimes

teenscoolest:

sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit

(via fake-mermaid)

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(via guy)

cries:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

(via parkingstrange)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via crystallized-teardrops)

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(Source: rneerkat, via 4sima)

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via collapsed)

weavemunchers:

Define my URL on urban dictionary so I can pretend to be cool on the internet

(via cumfort)

i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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(Source: controlthenight, via encourage)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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